theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via orgasmic-humor)

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie, via orgasmic-humor)

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

(Source: iraffiruse, via laughcentre)

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

(via jibblie)

the-heavy-metal-viking:

I will reblog this til my dying breath

(Source: robxwhite, via unicorn-power)

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

(via lolsomeone-actually)

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

(Source: arcaneimages, via youresuchafunnygirl)