robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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(via factorising)

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Squad up Mickey."

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Squad up Mickey."

(Source: omg-humor, via iambbq)

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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(via laughing-all-day-everyday)

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(Source: yungterra, via fuckyeahloldemort)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via frightn)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via titubanigga)

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

(via titubanigga)