crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via iambbq)

precumming:

sit on my face and ill guess your weight

(via iambbq)

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

(via factorising)

*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

(Source: galaxys4, via pizza)

wawaqueen:

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

(via laughing-all-day-everyday)

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"
"yes"

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"

"yes"

(via epic-humor)

bobdoom:


"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

(Source: makiface, via factorising)